Dear Smoke Alarm,

Don't take this the wrong way but you are overly sensitive! I feel like you go off at the slightest thing. Last night I really thought that you and your upstairs buddy were being a bit dramatic. There really wasn't any smoke. Your constant screaming made dinner the opposite of relaxing. I know you were just picking up on the smell of the string I used to tie up the chicken. It was really not a big deal. Maybe next time you will think of this and try to be a little more tolerant.

Thank you,

Andrea