Updating Blog

I haven't written in a while, so I thought I'd fill everyone (by everyone I mean Jac, my only part-time reader) in on my incredibly satisfying life!
In the last year, many unexpected things have happened to me. I turned 24 years old, I woke up every morning (to birds chirping), and I ran a little. Some expected things also happened. Two ex-boyfriends contacted me, my grandmother died, my friend Bryant is in Iraq, and I started to feel old.
So here's a little story I think will sum everything up for you (jac).
Ahem. Once upon a time there was a simply gorgeous girl named......Andrea, let's say. She got a job in the ER where nothing seems to gross her out and learned that everyone thinks their pain is worse than everyone else's. (oh my papercut!!! I'm gonna die!) Anyhow, she also dated a guy over the summer who liked to refer to himself as "Daddy" and proceeded to cheat on her. Andrea's lack of emotional involvement with him made it easy to say "See Ya!" (That would be a reference to Bedazzled, Jeff will be the only one to catch that) Andrea has also completed a semester at UMKC in the winter and now the fall is coming to a close. Thank god for that. There were also two separate instances where Andrea (for lack of better judgement) got semi-involved with men who already had significant others. That was stupid of her and she's learned her lesson. Again. Andrea was not allowed to vote in the midterm elections here in Blue Springs because she had been previously registered to vote in Kansas City, and even though that is still within the same county as Blue Springs, it was under a separate jurisdiction. However, the election results reflected Andrea's inteneded vote and she is A-OKAY!!!
I think that is a good enough story for now. Stay tuned for next year's issue.