Chippendales!

Ok, so last night the Jackster and I went to Harrah's casino for the Chippendale's show. Heh heh. I've never even been to a strip club so this was sure going to be an experience.
We get there and there's a line from here to Louisiana full of old, dumpy women and a few barely dressed, leather skinned others.

The show started with some ridiculous dancing that made us all laugh. It was so cheesy! Then they started doing skits. I thought they were kidding but they weren't. This guy with blonde spiked hair got onstage with a keyboard and an oversized box that was supposed to represent a computer monitor. Anyways, he was apparently upset about something and began to take off his "business attire".... and he did the predictable tearing off of the undershirt but then, oh my god, then he started to jerk off onstage!! I couldn't believe it!! Jac and I were in shock. Then he rips off his underwear and uses THAT to pleasure himself. Holy shit.

That was probably the most extreme thing they did at the show. Most of the "skits" and dance numbers were based on some sort of fantasy that women have: men in uniform, cowboys, naughty businessmen, etc.

At various points during the show, the chippendale's men went into the audience to shake their package in your face and you're supposed to give them money... hmmm interesting, I threatened to pay for them to do it to Jac...hahha... later on there came a chippendale's dude and he was actually pretty damn hot... so I threw my dollar bills up over Jac's head in an effort to thoroughly embarrass her but he strattled me instead!! I was like NOOOO!!! but he soon realized his mistake and placed his, what's it called?, banana hammock in Jac's face!!! She was trying to hide her face from his umm... member!! Hahahaha, I've never laughed so hard!!
Anyways, that's a little glimpse of our interesting night at Chippendale's.