So Jacque and I went to Kevin and Joe's palace by the sea. Joe wanted me to read some email he sent me but the computer was a piece and I couldn't get the thing to stop dancing.
There was a strange lady there with her 3 kids and she was trying to put them to bed. In the meantime, she was trying to find homes for her dogs. I told her that they looked in good health and that was all.
Then Jacque and I were getting the impression that Kevin and Joe were in some sort of illegal business involving foreign something or other. Kevin entered the room with running clothes he had bought for us. I was pissed because everything Kevin bought for me was in a size XL!!! Also, I was jealous of the Puma shorts he bought for Jacque. They were super cute pink and sparkly-like. Hrm.
Then I left to go to the store to return mine for a more suitable size. Problem though... Jacque calls from Blockbuster. Apparently, there is more going on than first meets the eye. My ex-boyfriend Jeremy is somehow involved in this illegal plot. Then I spy Joe driving his Durango across the street... he is wearing a welding mask-Why? He looks suspicious and quickly makes his escape!
I arrive at the grocery store where I am almost accosted by an employee but I make it out ok. A few muscle men begin chasing me through the parking lot, I scream to whoever will listen.
Why can't I ever get a break?
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