June 21, 2006 at approximately 9am central standard time.
The phone rings. Hello? Silence. And then its T.J. demanding the whereabouts of his older and slightly wiser (haha) brother, Jeff. Who's Jeff? I ask myself. Quickly returning to reality, I come to my senses and freak out. Where's Jeff? Oh dear God!!! He most definately has been abducted by alien truck drivers and forced to have "normal" sex!! This is terrible news!
T.J., displeased with my lack of maturity, states that Jeff's cell phone has been found on the steps of his former high school with Jeff and his car nowhere to be found. How can this be? Has Jeff been imprisoned for drunken ridiculousness? Possibly... I begin to sort through possible scenarios. T.J. hangs up on me. Loser.
I decided to take the law into my own hands. I gathered my trusty companion and sister, Amara, and engaged on a sweep of the Blue Springs area. After four full minutes of search tactics, I give up and decided to take my sister to the City Hall. There I know I will find answers! No, I didn't but I did get a cool lollipop!! Yay grape!
Upon turning into "downtown" blue springs, I spy a white Mazda 3 with Jeff in it... Could it be? I honk my horn like a lunatic, arms flailing, screaming "Take me man meat!!". Jeff spies me and continues on his route to nowhere. I take a crazy turn through the liquor store parking lot, only to lose the scent. Damn! Where did my bloodhound go?
So Amara and I go to Sonic Drive-In where I recieve a call from Teeg saying Jeff is home safe and hungover. As I ponder what those anal probes felt like, I decide to call a mass conference of all Jeff and I's mutual friends to discuss the outcome. Hmm... I called Jerry. He is happy and relieved. I am bored. So I return home, tired of the day's adventures and ready for a smoothie.
The End. And Jeff, wherever you are, you owe me. Like a rock or something.
The phone rings. Hello? Silence. And then its T.J. demanding the whereabouts of his older and slightly wiser (haha) brother, Jeff. Who's Jeff? I ask myself. Quickly returning to reality, I come to my senses and freak out. Where's Jeff? Oh dear God!!! He most definately has been abducted by alien truck drivers and forced to have "normal" sex!! This is terrible news!
T.J., displeased with my lack of maturity, states that Jeff's cell phone has been found on the steps of his former high school with Jeff and his car nowhere to be found. How can this be? Has Jeff been imprisoned for drunken ridiculousness? Possibly... I begin to sort through possible scenarios. T.J. hangs up on me. Loser.
I decided to take the law into my own hands. I gathered my trusty companion and sister, Amara, and engaged on a sweep of the Blue Springs area. After four full minutes of search tactics, I give up and decided to take my sister to the City Hall. There I know I will find answers! No, I didn't but I did get a cool lollipop!! Yay grape!
Upon turning into "downtown" blue springs, I spy a white Mazda 3 with Jeff in it... Could it be? I honk my horn like a lunatic, arms flailing, screaming "Take me man meat!!". Jeff spies me and continues on his route to nowhere. I take a crazy turn through the liquor store parking lot, only to lose the scent. Damn! Where did my bloodhound go?
So Amara and I go to Sonic Drive-In where I recieve a call from Teeg saying Jeff is home safe and hungover. As I ponder what those anal probes felt like, I decide to call a mass conference of all Jeff and I's mutual friends to discuss the outcome. Hmm... I called Jerry. He is happy and relieved. I am bored. So I return home, tired of the day's adventures and ready for a smoothie.
The End. And Jeff, wherever you are, you owe me. Like a rock or something.
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